No offense to Austrailians Lyrics: Dont wanna be an Austrailian Idiot Dont wanna say "Hey Mate" to everyone I met And do I look like a kangaroo breeder? Beleive it or not, things just keep getin' weirder Sure they got really sunny week days And people who swim with killer sting rays Dont you guys know what "Sting" means anyway An now let look at something dumb from the past It's VHS Copy of Kangaroo Jack Like this wasnt a destined mistake Well maybe I'm the idiot Austrailia Cuz I dont wanna wear Kangaroo Medallions I have a feeling you guys are gonna shund me If i dont whatch the 3rd Crocodile Dundee Elders in America play Bingo Elders in Austrailia hunt dingos Sound like most of the old people need surgeons And you know what else Im never gonna say " The dingo ate your baby" Seems like youl only listen to Steve Erwin It's going out to Idiot Austrailia