Sorry for the crap audio (partially due to crap singing/guitar playing)
Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains - from the terrified human coworker perspective.
SING ALONG! :
Heya Bob, it's Tom.. from the office up the hall...
You look kinda bloody - where've you been?
Quick question Bob, you know how Zombies tend to feed on human brains?
Well, you got some on your chin.
Bob I know your sex appeal has never been that grand -
But I can tell that things have worsened since the marching band.
Cause I can see right through,
That shotgun blast sized hole in you.
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
Which is understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized.
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise.
I would open up the doors,
If you would only eat half of my brains.
I don't wanna lecture, Bob, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole undeath eating out of skulls?
Every time you eat some brains you make another zombie friend,
And you have to feed them all.
Each would share the hunger, so the portions would decrease,
I suggest you substitute my brains for some ground beef.
They look about the same,
Bob it'd be a shame if
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
But it's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized.
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise.
I would open up the doors,
If you would only eat part of my brains.
I'd like to help you Bob, in almost any way I can...
As long as helping you does not prove to be deadly.
We're only human, Bob. Well, not we, but me.
Speak for myself...
I'm getting kinda choked up, Bob, maybe we should call a truce.
And I know we both could use some chow.
I bet I could look around and find a grill somewhere in all these stores,
and I could cook us up some cow.
It's hard to tell if you just made a grimace or a grin.
Either way your smell alone is causing me chagrin,
And filling me with dread,
You haven't heard a word I've said, cause..
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
It's understandable, I guess, they are a little oversized.
All you wanna do is eat my brains.
I'll probably starve in here, maybe we should compromise.
I would open up the doors,
If you would only eat none of my brains.
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