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Pantless Knights has spotted U.F.P's! Unidentified Flying Pillows have been seen owning people who aren't giving the full scoop. Get the full scoop from http://www.zillow.com ---------- Digg: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Douchebags_Pwned_by_Flying_Pillow_Vigilante_VIDEO ---------- Directed by David Fine. Produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Edited by Peter Furia. Video created by Seedwell. contact: info@seedwell.com

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CLICK THIS LINK TO GET THE SONG ON ITUNES!!! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=286059592&s=143441 Plenty of hilarious sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a catchy song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Directed, Produced, and Edited by Peter Furia. Lyrics by Pakwit. Music by Ellis Hawes. Video created by Seedwell. Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.com LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK] -------- contact: info@seedwell.com

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An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of the video, he has just finished setting up his desk in a crowded park when a frisbee player goes flying across his desk, completely owning a laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face. Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/frisbee_player_owns_office_desk_with_his_face

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A frisbee player dives to catch a frisbee and completely owns an office desk, laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face. Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/frisbee_player_owns_office_desk_with_his_face

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http://www.invisibleride.com Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Get the song on iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284149906&s=143441 Visit the Invisible Ride MySpace page! http://www.myspace.com/invisibleride Digg this video here! http://digg.com/comedy/Invisible_Ride_Ghost_Whippin_Music_Video "Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. Pakwit Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell. LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop Cuz my ride -- it's invisible baby Like this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible lady My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen Make it bling while I sing in the wash Make it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganache Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Car so clean lookin' like a museum Rims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'em Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in' The body of a clean European CHORUS I got a sunroof, and a sun floor and a sun hood, and a sun door Hey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro "yo!" from my camel toe Go slow when I ghost whip, like my gramps No blind spots, switch lanes like a champ Ladies lined up, switch dames like a tramp Parlay with a leeamp like a peeamp And in the PM -- high beams Lith-i-um Shine to show the way for ghost whippin with my frieends I know -- it's hard to see what we in But you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in ------- Learn the secret new car invoice price of Real Rides by requesting a free new car prices quote!" The new car buying tips team will provide you with free advice on buying a new car and invoice prices. We are a trusted resource for new car buying, car dealer prices and dealer invoice prices. http://www.buyingadvice.com/

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NEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhnNizN5DA The hilarious, somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot. For reference see: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/BigDog_Beta_Quadruped_Bot_Video_Is_So_Stupid_It_s_Hilarious Bigdog Beta's MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/bigdogbeta Contact: info@seedwell.com

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NEW MUSIC VIDEO!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hx6u-ecxY http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441 Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc" Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by O'Clock. Check out http://www.macorpc.org and http://myspace.com/macorpc Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the arrow on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac.

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