See i told you people i have friends!!
I was tagged by:
http://www.youtube.com/user/lisalavie1
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=carolinemsvetlana
Thats right, Tagged by the 2 hottest girls on youtube!!! LOL
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So theres this thing on youtube that really is amuzing where people tag eachother in hopes to learn a phew things
About the persons character or maybe how there living some talk about bent fingers and how they fork chicken
Me I dont know man to you i might be plain but when i was 16 i hitchhiked to the tip of maine
See i was sick of the city all my money going to rent had no money in my pocket and had a tarp for a tent
It was me and 3 friends and we split up in two's hit the highway thumbs in the air and bags full of food
It took about a week for us to reach our destination the tip of mnt katadin to start the appalachian
Eating rice pasta and chrackers that were stale had my first taste of meat after i hunted a quale
We walked for 3 months through that whole state of maine just basking in the beauty of that untouched terrain
So here we go moving on to fact 2 I love spitting raps its a passion that i do
Im not tryna get famous or paid and making fortunes im all about spiiting raps through facts and scortching
First rhyme i wrote i was a kid age eleven it talked about god sin and the path to heaven
See the church that i attended hired a christian rap group at first i thought it wak so i just sat through
And laughed at the dude that rapped about the afterlife until i saw this girl going ga ga that i happened to like
So later that night i had a thought maybe if i got good a rapping about god she'd think im hot
So here we go moving on to fact 3 my names dpg and i do upholstery
Im the third generation and i really kinda like it on the side i make custom motorcycle seats for bikers
I take alot of pride in my work cuz its artistic i love the look on clients faces when the products finished
Moving right along listen up to fact 4 I love my pet dog but she pisses on my floor
Even though i take her out four times a day or more i think she does it just to piss me off and see me clean my floor
Last but not least finish up with fact 5 so just bear with me hear because this ones kind of wild
A couple years back i thought of this cool invention I should of got a patent cuz last month it was presented
Kicking myself in the ass feeling like a loser I called it the super dooper pedal powered pooper
So as the story goes i was beaten to the punch logged on to yahoo to see it was made by this chump
DPG thats me logging out with the swiftness thankin my subscribers and to all of you who listen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big shout out to Awptions
Peace
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