Here's another installment of our support parodies coming to you in full Huckavision. This time around Jared and I are bringing back the harmony heavy imitating the group that early on we were said to have sounded like: Simon and Garfunkle. The song, as you might imagine, we based this tune off of was their mega-hit "Mrs. Robinson". So if you get mad at us for mentioning Jesus and God you can take that up with them, that's their lines. :-P Interestingly enough we didn't have to change many of the lines since they fit so well but without much further ado, here are the words.
Lyrics:
Here's to you, Mr. Huckabee
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Oh oh oh
God bless you please, Mr. Huckabee
The White House holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you help the nation now
Look around you all you see are scrutinizing eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
Here's to you, Mr. Huckabee
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Oh oh oh
God bless you please, Mr. Huckabee
The White House holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Forget about the hiding places, everyone will know
But that's the life of public service
There's no such thing as just the Huckabees' affair
Worst of all you've got to feed it to the press
Coo coo cachoo, Mr. Huckabee
Jesus would choose you if he could vote
Oh oh oh
God bless you please, Mr. Huckabee
The White House holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidate's debate
Sing about it, shout about it 'cause we've got to choose
If it's not Huck we're gonna lose
Where have you gone, Lady Liberty?
A nation turns its needy eyes to you
Woo woo woo
What's that you say, Mr. Huckabee?
You have got a plan for us today
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Tags: mr. huckabee mike president parody mrs. robinson