Translation:
That's not mine.
Well, obviously it isn't mine either.
The toilet seats have to be cleaned from left to right else they might get grazed.
Here, take a look.
That's disgusting.
You're fired!
What are you doing here?
Nothing actually, I just got kicked out. [note: in German can also say 'fly away' instead of 'getting fired']
You're able to fly?
You can't just run away from the clinic like that.
I want to stay with you.
Get out of my bed immediately!
Bring that girl back at once!
Well, what do you think I'm trying to do?
Don't worry, I won't leave you.
She's a totally naive, trusting and absolutely helpless girl!
Her mother locked her up for 19 years and denied her any contact with the world outside.
19 years with my mother ... I'd run away as well.
I want to know if you can give me a blow job in the car.
Okay.
What the hell are you doing here? That's my place.
I shall not get molested.
The fuck? I have to sleep, I've had a hard day. Move it!
Who is Heinrich?
An old square with a broomstic in his ass.
That poor guy...
Broomstick?
Had a little accident, hm?
An encounter with a chicken...
With a chicken?
It was pretty big...
Summary:
This is one of the most touching german movies I've ever seen. It's about a man whose life went downhill when he broke up with his girlfriend and a woman who was locked up by her over-protective mother since her childhood. When her mother died she came to a clinic. She has no idea about the life outside and sees things through a child's eye.
When the man comes to the clinic to work there (and gets fired within a day lol) he meets and saves her when she is trying to kill herself in the toilet.
The woman thinks of it as a sign and follows him because she decided to spend her life with him.
This brings alot of problems of course.
The movie is very romantic, funny and sad at times. So if you can speak German go and check it, it's worth it.
Tags: Til Schweiger Barfuss german movie