A song Kenny sings about Spenny from the eppisode "Who can sing the longest?"
The song doesnt line up in the show which is why parts of the song are missing.
Lyrics:
My name is baby Spencer
I'm just a little girl
I was molested by a homeless man
A squirrel and a garbage can
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
Here's a little story that I wanted to tell
About a homeless guy that wasn't doin' well
Walkin' one day and he wanted to spank
Unfortunately he couldn't find a skank
He squirted his load in a garbage can
It was struck by lightning and Spenny began
Spenny
It's Spenny, it's Spenny
Jizz from a homeless
Spenny
It's Spenny, it's Spenny
Jizz from a homeless
Out of the garbage a baby was born
An insane homeless bastard abomination of sorts
The baby crawled out and it started to cry
I swear to you all this is no lie
Spenny
A Spenny, not Kenny
Born from a garbage can
And I have to keep singing
I can't believe it
My throat is ruined
I don't even have a tone to sing anymore
But why don't sit on the old dance floor
Take your partner, swing around
And then you will see that you're on the ground
You take off her dress and grab her tit
Then you take a big big shit
Tags: Kenny vs Spenny Singing Piano
