Haterade, the re-mastered version. HARNESS THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE HATER DRINK!!!
I listened to my critics and used a lot more energy in this one, plus I talked faster. My throat actually hurt when I was done recording the audio.
Verses:
"Hey, do you wanna feel SO HATEFUL!? Try Haterade. Hater drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of hatred. With all new flavors like FAN BOY. FAN BOY energy, its like adding a delusional zombie into a room of people who CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES. Sound the alarm, you're gonna be uncomfortably hateful!
What's that? You want violet? How about Violence? Made with blood, real BLOOD & posers! DEATH THREATS (AAHHH)) DEATH THREATS (AHHH) You'll be good at intimidating people. It's an energy drink for haters. Hatergy! These aren't your dads guns, these are fake guns. Plastic guns!
Internet, tough guy, internet, tough guy! Shit talking, cock blocking, talk mocking, player hating, more hostility than your body has room for. You'll be so mean people are gonna be like "STOP HATING ON MEEEEEEEEEE", And you'll be like, "Fuck You!" and hate on them some more with your ENERGY MOUTH!
You'll have so much hatred & jealously (ahhhhhhh) just running all the time. Hater talking, hater posing, hater punching, hater stalking, hater farting, hater playing, hater hating, hater spawning babies. You won't have any babies. ZERO BABIES!
Give Violence to yourself and you'll be good at bullying. You'll be lowering other's self esteem ABNORMALLY FAST. Walk around the street with a HARD LOOK ON YOUR FACE. Yell things to people while driving, then DRIVE OFF LIKE A PUSSY.
You'll hate so much people will think you live in your mothers BASEMENT. You'll be hating so fast on your computer in your mother's BASEMENT. You'll be disgruntled in your BASEMENT, in an argument from your BASEMENT, and it'll be a tie, and you'll get deported back to your mothers BASEMENT
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your hatred. (Angry eyes!) Try Haterade, the drink that will make you (ahhhh) death threats (ahhhh!)
Haterade, is it in you?"
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