You Are All Diseased - 1999. Eleventh George Carlin concert special.
BUT HE LOVES YOU
AND HE NEEDS MONEY
HOLY SHIT
war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and THE ICE CAPADES
SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE
SOMETHING IS FUCKED UP
OFFICE TEMP WITH A BAD ATTITUDE
DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
MINDLESS, RELIGIOUS ROBOT MINDLESSLY AND AIMLESSLY AND BLINDLY BELIEVING THAT ALL OF THIS IS IN THE HANDS OF A SPOOKY, INCOMPETENT FATHER FIGURE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SUN
IF I CAN SEE SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW, IT KIND OF HELPS THE CREDIBILITY ALONG
SUN WORSHIP
SPECIAL BUILDING WHERE WE ALL GATHER ONCE A WEEK TO COMPARE CLOTHING
I DON'T PRAY
I WOULDN'T PRESUME ON OUR FRIENDSHIP
IT'S NOT NICE AND NO WAY TO TREAT A FRIEND
YOU KNOW, THE 1 WITH THE EYE PATCH AND THE CLUB FOOT
WHAT ABOUT THE DIVINE PLAN?
FINE, BUT IF IT'S GOD'S WILL AND HE'S GONNA DO WHAT HE WANTS TO ANYWAY, WHY THE FUCK BOTHER PRAYING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSING
I PRAY TO JOE PESCI
IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH A SIMPLE BASEBALL BAT
IT'S ALL THE SAME
3 LITTLE PIGS
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
HUMPTY DUMPTY
February 6, 1999
RELIGION IS BULLSHIT
1999 Comedy (Comedian George Carlin)
# "Religion"
# "There is No God"
Tags: comedy religion atheism there is no god bs hbo Carlin george Joe Pesci prayer funny sun invisible
