Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed!
How'd you whined up there?
You are a mystery!
Little black curly hair!
Little black curly hair!
Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair...
(Applause.)
Phoebe: Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
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