Season 4: Clip 5
Trix owning bitches.
- EMILY: Here she is, Mom, Lorelai. The party just gets bigger.
- LORELAI: Hi, Gran, how are you doing? You look great.
- TRIX: Emily, what is the matter with her hair?
- EMILY: Oh, well...
- TRIX: I know my granddaughter. If she had received proper notice of my arrival, she would have done something about it.
- EMILY: I told her in plenty of time, Mom.
- LORELAI: She really did, Gran. I swear.
- TRIX: I think it is admirable of you to cover for your mother. The importance of family loyalty simply cannot be measured. Sit, dear. Other than your hair, you look well. Are you well? Emily, perhaps the girl would like a drink.
- LORELAI: I am very well.
- TRIX: Good. How is Rory?
- LORELAI: She's just as healthy as I am.
- EMILY: [from the bar] And her hair is perfect.
- TRIX: And how is she doing at Yale?
- LORELAI: She's doing great, studying her butt off.
- TRIX: Oh, how charming to hear. I'm glad she's doing well. She is a Gilmore, after all. Gilmores have always excelled at Yale. They have quite a legacy to live up to.
- LORELAI: Well, your legacy is safe with her.
- EMILY: Mom, here are the nuts.
- TRIX: Oh, thank you, Emily, for that announcement. How wonderful that you don't need some sort of amplification system in order to make sure that everyone in the area is informed about the arrival of the nuts.
- EMILY: I'm sorry.
- TRIX: Strange woman, so excited about nuts.
- RICHARD: I smell jasmine.
- TRIX: You smell impatience. Where have you been?
- RICHARD: You know very well where I've been. [kisses Trix's cheek] I had some work to get out of the way so I could devote my full attention to you. You look wonderful. Florida agrees with you.
- TRIX: Florida agrees with muscle-bound men who dress like women. I am much happier to be back here where I belong. Would you like a nut? They seem to be very important to your wife.
- EMILY: I thought you liked those nuts, Mom.
- RICHARD: I'm fine, Trix. I have someone I would like you to meet. Lorelai, have you been there the whole time?
- LORELAI: Yes, I have.
- RICHARD: Well, I didn't see you.
- LORELAI: Well, I had my cloaking device activated, so --
- RICHARD: Trix, this is my partner, Jason Stiles. Jason, this is my mother.
- JASON: It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Gilmore.
- TRIX: You are very young.
- JASON: Oh, no, no, no, not so young.
- TRIX: I think I know if someone is young or not.
- EMILY: For God's sake, Jason, just be young.
- LORELAI: Cloaking device, never leave home without it.
- TRIX: Richard Gilmore, you're growing a mustache.
- EMILY: I know, the Ferrari is arriving on Tuesday.
- TRIX: I like it.
- RICHARD: Thank you, Trix.
- TRIX: It makes you look like Adolphe Menjou.
- EMILY: Or Adolphe Menjou's cocaine dealer.
- TRIX: What is that?
- JASON: Well, actually, this is a little present that I got for you.
- TRIX: For me?
- JASON: Yes.
- TRIX: Why would you give me a present?
- JASON: Well..
- TRIX: It's not my birthday. It's not Christmas.
- JASON: Yes, but...
- TRIX: You don't even know me.
- JASON: No, but you're Richard's mother, so I thought --
- TRIX: What is it? What is this present that you got for an old woman you've never met?
- JASON: It's a book.
- TRIX: What sort of book?
- JASON: It's a book on French antiques. I heard you liked French antiques.
- TRIX: I do like French antiques.
- JASON: You can just open it later.
- TRIX: Absolutely not -- I am company. You don't answer the phone when you have company, so put it away and turn it off.
- LORELAI: Yes, Gran.
- TRIX: Now, shall we all take turns guessing how long it will be before lunch is served? I will say an hour. Richard?
- RICHARD: You are bad, Trix.
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