That, that's a long story.
[Newman enters]
Jerry: Hello Newman.
Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was.
Jerry: No, no I don't. Why?
Margaret: You know, Genderson. This is something big.
Jerry: I suppose.
Margaret: What did Kramer say?
Jerry: I don't know. Nothing.?
Margaret: Come on Jerry. You know something TELL ME! TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates . . . Margaret?
Margaret: Hello.
Jerry: You two know each other?
Newman: You might say that.
Margaret: We used to go out.
Newman: Well, tootle loo. And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye Jerry. Have fun. Hehe
Jerry: . . . YOU went out with . . . Newman?
Margaret: Just a few times.
Jerry: Why?
Margaret: I liked him.
Jerry: You liked, Newman?
Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay?
Jerry: No, I'm sorry. I'm just a little curious. I mean why did you stop seeing him.
Margaret: He ended it.
Jerry: . . . HE ended it?
Margaret: YES!! Yes! It was a couple of years ago. Why does it matter?
Jerry: No, no of course not.
[Kramer enters]
Kramer: Jerry, Jerry they found a tee.
Jerry: What tee?
Kramer: A golf tee. In the dry cleaner.
[Monk's]
Jerry: Newman! She went out with Newman!
Elaine: It must be a mistake.
Jerry: No. It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. Do you understand? He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. Not so much why she did see him as disturbing as that is. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing her?
Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there's less.
Elaine: It's possible.
Jerry: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.
Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.
Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.
Wx: Would you like some more coffee?
Jerry: No,, but thank you.
Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got your pencil.
Elaine: Ugh! You are kidding me.
Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor and got it.
Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street.
Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? You ordered it.
Elaine: To please Mr. Pitt.
Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. He's very excited.
Elaine: Uh, great!
Jerry: Hi Julie.
Jerry: Hi.
Elaine: Hi Julie.
Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? I'm meeting George here.
Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday.
Jerry: How do you know THAT?
[Newman's apartment]
[knock knock]
Newman: Who is it.
Jerry: It's Jerry.
Newman: You've come at a bad time now. Could you come back later?
Jerry: Come on Newman. OPEN THE DOOR!
Newman: Hellooo Jerry. What a rare treat. What brings you down to the east wing?
Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. What happened with margaret?
Newman: There's no need to get excited. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?
Jerry: No, we can't. My skin is crawling just being inside your little rat's nest. Now, what happened?
Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? I'll tell you what Happened. She wasn't my type.
Jerry: Noit your type?
Newman: Not really.
Jerry: Well, how come?
Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me.
Jerry: What, what is wrong with her?
Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters.
Jerry: You don't think she's attractive?
Newman: No. I need a really pretty face. But, Hey, that's me.
Jerry: Okay, Newman, thanks a lot.
Newman: Care for some lemonade?
Jerry: No, thank you.
Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Hah, ha ha
[Jerry's apartment]
Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of one stroke. " That's a rule, Jerry.
Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. Why do you have to be such a stickler?
Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. You know when I was growing up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if I wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
Jerry: What are you so worried about this for?
Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course?
Jerry: He did?
Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. And Pinkus denied responsibility. You see he was very upset with Pinkus.
Jerry: So it had nothing to do with you.
Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge.
Jerry: No, I don't think so.
Kramer: Poor Pinkus, poor little Pinkus.
Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. You met margaret. Doo you think Margaret's good looking? Um, she's a natural beauty. Oh, no makeup. I like that.
Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. You like the curls?
Kramer: Oh, I love curls.
Jerry: Yeah,, me too.
Kramer: All right, I'll see you later.
Jerry: Where you going?
Kramer: Genderson's.
Jerry: You're going to see Genderson?
Kramer: It's weighing on my conscience.
Tags: SEINFELD NEWMAN EXGIRLFRIEND
