I say Stickam, you say Stick 'em, no one really cares
When everybody disappears, it's likely they're in there
Talking smack and plotting vids and stopping in at Kelley's
Young ladies in the chatting rooms, showing boobs and bellies.
The fun begins in general when we're bored with internets
Young and old and dull and glam'rous, wearing dumb headsets
And those who dare to enter must be ready for a stay
If the one you sought's not there, it's rude to slink away
Fall and winter, early spring, the night migration boomed
Whole chunks of YouTube drama written in a couple rooms
Users flocked to buzz about the latest on New York
Or catch a glimpse of Casey's rant or worship lazydork
The scary evil plotters would hold fort in Skehan's den
BeeOBee and all the rest would screen those who came in
Though most of us were sure that ruthless plans were being born
It wasn't til just recently we learned of Spatch's porn
And suddenly the Stickam chats deemed to be exciting
Ended up upon the tubes, the scuttlebutt inviting
The time that Jipsi lost his cool, the time Jaike pondered killing
The time that Boh3m3 flipped his lid from hours without chilling
And do not think the "PG" peeps were doing any better
Sanclestia premiered to requests she ditch her sweater
Stevie Ryan found out quick to lingo she was dense
When someone told her "boot the troll" she said what's that offense?
Back at Stickam central, where all the Tubers meet
Skinny cows had followed up an artichokish treat
Boomerchick was in her spot, a modern Ed McMahon
Mook had fallen sound asleep while reading TalksWithHands
Princess Di was telling of the family vacation
Skibby, Sibby, Matt and Pipi laughed at her presentation
Zealot munched on nachos, the lurkers slipped away
Say what you will but that's the room where everybody plays
And as the months have come and gone the Stickam roster's grown
It isn't very easy now to spend some time alone
It's guaranteed that over there you'll find your friends so dear
But be careful what you do, you may be featured here!
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