MAUDIE MIDDLEAGED
I HEARD A SONG BY LISA KOCH THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH..AND EGOTISTICALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ME...THIS IS MY VALENTINE TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE . RP.... This song is about the "joys' of growing older... yeah, right. Is it hot in here? LOVE MAUDIE MIDDLE AGED WOMAN I'M A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN, AND I'M REALLY IN MY PRIME I'M A MIDDLE AGED BROAD, AND I'M LOOKING MIGHTY FINE MATURE AND SEXY, HEALTHY AND FIT NICE AND RIPE, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT I'M IRRITABLE AND CRABBY, AND MY MOOD IS ON THE SWING MY CYCLES ARE IRREGULAR, AND MY UNDERWEAR CLINGS MY THERMOSTAT HAS REALLY GONE AWRY I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG, WHILE MY CHA CHA IS TOTALLY DRY I'M WORKING ON A HOT FLASH, BABY THIS EVENING I"LL GET A HOT FLASH LATER TONIGHT I GOT A HOT FLASH, BABY THIS EVENING GOT SOME PERSPIRATION, GOT TO FIND A TOWEL TONIGHT I'M PERIMENOPAUSAL, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER SQUAT THERE'S A RINGING IN MY EARS, AND I TEND TO FART A LOT A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW WASN'T IN MY PLANS AND EVERYTIME I SNEEZE, I FRICKING PEE MY PANTS I CAN'T SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT, MY LIBIDO'S OUT OF WHACK I'VE GOT BIFOCAL CONTACTS, AND I'M SWEATING MORE THAN SHAQ I'M FEELING REALLY ANXIOUS, MAYBE I COULD SCORE SOME CRACK OR DRINK SOME BLACK COHOSH TEA I'M A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN, I SUDDENLY DON'T REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE I MUST BE A MUSICIAN, 'CAUSE I'M PLAYING A GUITAR YES, I'M MIDDLE AGED, HERE ON THIS STAGE I'M MIDDLE AGED, COMPLETELY CRAZED I'M A MIDDLE AGED.... (DON'T MESS WITH MY SOCIAL SECURITY!) MIDDLE AGED WOMAN!
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