So that you can better assess me, here are all the descriptions!
Meet the Princess. On first glance you count only 12 ribs, but don't worry, they're all there. She has more rhinestones on her sunglasses than brain cell connections, but who's counting? If she's in your class, make sure to check your seat for chihuahua droppings before sitting down. Oh, and she's totally sorry about crashing her latest BMW into your car. Tee hee!
Meet the Fatty. Oh, sorry, "curvy." This girl seems to always wear everything and anything she shouldn't... like spandex... or tights. That's pretty much all there is to say about her, except that if you want to find her on campus, you definitely will.
Meet the Jock Without a Cock. She doesn't have a penis but she looks like she should. You may have seen a pack of them running by in only their sports bras and workout shorts, but you definitely didn't look twice. You probably hid in the bushes.
Meet Nor-Cal Girl. Upon first conversation you will find out she's from Nor-Cal. She doesn't wear 'aviators' goddamnit, she wears stunners. She also knows all the words to "Go Dumb" and automatically thinks she's "hella" harder than you are.
Meet the Mouse. She's the weird girl who only ever opened her mouth to giggle wildly at some obscure art reference the teacher made. She likes flashy colors like black, grey, and brown. You've never seen her face from behind her unkempt bangs and she usually thinks she's an amazing artist or writer... there's a very small chance she is.
Meet the Scenester. She has just bought the complete Fall line from Hot Topic and totally loves edgy punk music like Avril Lavigne. Her lifelong dream has been to snort lines of yayo off the chest of an Abercrombie and Fitch model while listening to Panic at the Disco. If you have a bandwagon, she will jump on it.
Meet Blowjob Becky. You might better recognize this girl on her knees with her mouth full, but the mini skirt and stilettos should jog your memory. She comes fully equipt with a ponytail/handlebar and a sunglasses shaped cum shield. She's never separated from her sorority tote bag and her cell phone is always on vibrate.
Meet the Mouth Border. Wearing a mini skirt and UGG boots, you may often see her on the beach, yet never in the water. She sports a bikini top instead of a bra, trucker hats on ponytails, and the meanest sandal tan you've ever seen. You can't get her to stop talking about goddamn drum circles and wish she'd silence her Fall Out Boy ringtone.
Meet Fairytale Girl. For her life hasn't changed since she was six, except of course for major advances in My Little Pony technology. She has no grasp on reality whatsoever, won't drink beer, and plays "dumb" to flirt. In fact, if she does have any grasp on reality, she's pretty dumb then too and is an easy lay. She wears the same fluffy dress as her My Size Barbie and wonders why people don't take her seriously.
Song- My Coco by stellastarr*
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